If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good
saying to help: "Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a
fella."
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
saying to help: "Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a
fella."
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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