If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of
something you left out.
something you left out.
Related:
- If it tastes good, you can't have it. If it tastes awful,
you'd better clean your plate... - Better watch out that you won't become a television
set in your next life. -... - defenestration n.
[mythically from a traditional Czech
assasination method,
via SF fandom] 1. Proper karmic retribution for... - Working Cook's Laws: 1. If you're wondering if you took the meat
out to thaw,
you didn't. 2. If you're wondering if you left the... - Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN? It tastes REAL GOOD!
Zippy the... - I suggest we start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.
You know, food tastes better when you're revolving... - It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to
the president,
because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh... - When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong,
you're probably right...
