If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and
rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away.
Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he'll
thank you.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away.
Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he'll
thank you.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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