If your friend won't lend you fifty dollars, he's probably a close friend.
Related:
- My friend and his wife stayed in a hotel and got a bill for ninety dollars.
He screamed, "For what, ninety dollars?" The desk clerk... - A chronic borrower begged an old friend to lend him a hundred dollars.
"I'll pay it back the minute I return from Chicago... - A Hollywood producer calls a friend, another producer on the phone.
"Hello?" his friend answers. "Hi!" says the man. ... - When you lend something to a friend, you do not necessarily do that friend
a favor for the friend has a damaged memormy and experiences some
difficulty remembering the terms of the contract.
Ultimately, you have harmed the memory of the friend... - Be a friend to the earth and it will be a friend
to you... - If you want a friend,
then be a friend... - The bear is confused;
he only wants to be your friend... - I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know... - Beware of the Congressman you think is your
friend...
