If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay
to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do
some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do
some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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- I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed
psychiatrist is our "friend."
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Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a
poisonous snake,
tell him you're going to go for help, then go about... - Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait.
Not me, you. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy.
I'll just walk around being real happy until some... - If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by,
and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap... - Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon.
But some days, when there was a bad storm outside... - If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived
through the storm,
and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally... - If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and
rubber bands,
don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw... - Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the
interchangeable parts.
Deep Thoughts by Jack...
