If your father told you he could determine the sex of a puppy by looking at
the bottoms of its feet, he was lying.
the bottoms of its feet, he was lying.
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Take its genes off... - Yuppie version of Twinkle Twinkle Little star:
Scintillate,
scintillate, globule orific How I conjecture your... - He who refuses to listen is
lying... - If Clinton's lips are moving,
he's lying...
