If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I
don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other. But here's the
point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is good, isn't it.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other. But here's the
point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is good, isn't it.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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- Buccaneer:
The price of corn on the cob..... - She spreads as easy as butter on hot corn on
the cob... - When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal
alien,
I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter... - Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer,
shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand... - When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is
if they ever press charges.
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - You're gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with NO
FUCKIN TEETH.
The Blues... - If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength,
I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness... - I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't
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Deep Thoughts by Jack... - In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should
automatically disqualify you.
Deep Thoughts, by Jack...
