If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your
lips, because you don't know where that glove has been.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
lips, because you don't know where that glove has been.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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a boxing glove on a spring shoots out. -- Deep Thoughts... - If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while?
Come on, we're not going to hurt it. -- Deep Thoughts... - When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much,
because that really annoys me. -- Deep Thoughts,... - It's not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull and crossbones
on it,
because there might be a skeleton costume inside and... - To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. ... - I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it,
because do you hide from it or not? -- Deep Thoughts... - If you drop your keys into molten lava just let 'em go 'cause,
man, they're gone. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack... - If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse,
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because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people...
