If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't start
thinking of what other words have "under" in them, because that's probably the
first sign of jungle madness.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
thinking of what other words have "under" in them, because that's probably the
first sign of jungle madness.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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- When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is
wrapping it too tight.
You have to allow the head to breathe. -- Deep Thoughts... - I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a
bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.
Deep Thoughts by Jack... - If doctors ever tell you that you've "flipped out," don't believe
them,
and just keep on doing what you were doing, because... - If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get
your first anvil.
How innocent you are, little blacksmith. -- Deep Thoughts... - During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on
your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."
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Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by,
and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap... - You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime,
to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? ... - Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon.
But some days, when there was a bad storm outside... - If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody,
like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some...
