If you're an archeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a
skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a
skull but just an old dried-out potato.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a
skull but just an old dried-out potato.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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