If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't
think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people
see that and they think, "Forgive me, but that's just too much."
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people
see that and they think, "Forgive me, but that's just too much."
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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