If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry
you. I want to have children ..."--they leave skid marks.
-- Rita Rudner
you. I want to have children ..."--they leave skid marks.
-- Rita Rudner
Related:
- Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?
Rita... - I love being married. It's so great to find that one special
person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita... - I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me
she was in labor for thirty-six hours.
I don't even want to do anything that feels good for... - Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something
like that with a person,
you never want to see that person again. Homer: You... - I never want to marry. I just want to get divorced.
Woody Allen, "Love and... - I want to be a veterinarian because I love
children... - I want everything;
do you have it?... - I just want to say, if you had lived, you would have been a very sick man.
Jack E.... - I want pills,
you quack...
From the same category:
- Sensations, libations,
that stagger the mind... - You can't belay a man who's falling in love.
--
Edward... - Reading
begets... - A man is only a man,
but a good bicycle is a ride... - The clear conception, outrunning the deductions of logic,
the high purpose, the dauntless spirit, speaking on...
