If you live in an apartment building with more than four floors, it pays to
be nice to the elevator repairman.
be nice to the elevator repairman.
Related:
- There is a building with four floors. On the first floor,
there is a convention of architects. On the second... - No one can make you feel more humble than the repairman
who discovers you've been trying to fix it yourself... - His elevator is stuck between
floors... - Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator
who got off between floors... - In a three-storey building served by one elevator, nine
times out of ten the elevator will be on a floor where you
are not.
Dedera's... - Dedera's Law: In a three-story building served by one elevator,
nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a... - One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in
the door of my apartment building.
I turned it... and the whole building started up.... - As a general rule of thumb, never trust anybody who's been in therapy
for more than 15 percent of their life span.
The words "I am sorry" and "I am wrong" will have totally... - Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator
will be going in the right direction.
Proof by induction: N=1. Trivialy true, since...
