If you hadn't nailed him to the perch, he'd be lying on the bottom of the
cage.
cage.
Related:
- If you hadn't nailed him to the perch,
he'd be pushing up the daisies... - He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot won't squawk!
He's ceased to be! He's expired, and gone to meet... - Voom???? That parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4000 volts through
him.
It's bleedin' demised... This parrot is no more. ... - I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper,
because it (your paper) presently occupies the bottom... - I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper,
because it (your paper) presently occupies the bottom... - Why Didn't Jesus go to college?
Because he got nailed on the boards... - Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper.
Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage... - If your father told you he could determine the sex of a puppy by looking at
the bottoms of its feet,
he was lying...
