If you are a monkey's uncle, where is your nephew/niece?
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if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too... - See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo... - If you think she's spunky,
cover your monkey... - You can't spank the monkey if he's on
your back... - You may be redneck...
if your brother-in-law is also your uncle... - You may be redneck...
if your father is also your uncle... - You may be redneck...
if your children address you as "Uncle Dad... - Your Uncle is as stupid as
paste... - Ted Kennedy:
"My nephew will walk your daughter home...
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an impulse to practise.
Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of... - Instead of worrying about my clothes,
I could be someone that nobody knows. --... - Inorganic Chemistry: That which is left over after the organic,
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