If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes
early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or
when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
-- John Corcoran
early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or
when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
-- John Corcoran
Related:
- The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus.
John... - The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes
before you get off work.
John... - Bus schedules are arranged so your bus will arrive at the transfer
point precisely one minute after the connecting bus has left.
John... - You need to upgrade your VESA local bus to a MasterCard
local bus... - The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional
to the inclemency of the weather.
John... - You will be run over by
a bus... - If you hail a taxi,
your bus trundles into view just as you get in... - Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus.
All others are out of service or full. -- John... - No spitting on the Bus!
Thank you,
The Management...
From the same category:
- Everyone is enthusiastic about
your work... - Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific
bills.
Minna... - Slow programmers Prog
crastinate...... - I've got morals.
I just don't know where they are... - Smoke me a kipper, skipper; I'll be back for breakfast.
Ace Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Dimension...
