If turkeys could fly Congress would be an airport...!
Related:
- If idiots could fly,
Congress would be an airport... - As God as my witness I thought turkeys
could fly... - It is hard to fly with the eagles
When you work with
the turkeys... - If cows could fly,
everyone would carry an umbrella... - If idiots could fly,
Bill Clinton would be a 747... - If bulls**t could fly,
Rush Limbaugh would be a space shuttle... - People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly.
But they forget the negative side, which is the preening... - If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to
the airport.
George...
From the same category:
- Nobel Prize Cannibals:
Laurie... - Following some strange impulse, you raise the Sceptre.
You hear a magical fanfare, repeated three times. A... - Before you marry, keep your two eyes open; after you marry,
shut one. -- Jamaican... - A man was late for work. "What's the idea of being late?" asked the boss.
"Well, the alarm clock woke up everybody but me this... - What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to
put it on?
Henry David...
