If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to
the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your
name and number...
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...
the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your
name and number...
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...
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- Imitating Mr. Rogers:) Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of
Make Believe right now,
so I can't come to the phone. Can you leave your... - Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone
right now,
but if you leave your name... -- Answering machine... - Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone
right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and
I'm still made up of antimatter,
so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting... - My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll
leave your name and number,
we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. ... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the
basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check... - I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually,
I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at... - Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave
your name and number,
I'll be right with you. -- Answering machine madness... - Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon... - You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your
call.
(Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system...
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- crock: [from the American scatologism `crock of shit'] n.
1. An awkward feature or programming technique that... - Autumn nodding o'er the yellow plain.
-- James Thomson (1700-1748)
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The Seasons, Autumn, Line... - My sister's a Vassar graduate. Super-sophisticate. She used to drive with
her legs crossed.
-- Ed... - Polaroid does it in
one step... - Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of
cruelty.
To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom, in the...
