If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawn mower.
Related:
- I fought the lawn and the
lawn won... - Lawn mower blade in your
fan need... - I wish life had a scroll-back
buffer....... - I wish my M-5 had
4DOS..... - I wish this mirror had a better
view..... - Sometimes I wish life had an [ESC]
key..... - Curiosity didn't kill the cat,
I got him with the mower... - You may be redneck...
if you've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower... - You may be redneck...
if you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower...
From the same category:
- meadow mine
(meh-dough myn) n. rural: cow pie so obviously old and solid as to
tempt one to step on it;
beneath its tissue-thin crust lurks a pudding of green... - The other line moves
faster... - These are Bill's. Yes,
life's expensive... - Even a single hair casts its shadow.
-- Publius Syrus (42 BC)
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Maxim... - Well Deep
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