If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you
should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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says guilty or not guilty for you
as a sort of courtesy. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't
hypnotize you
Deep Thoughts by Jack... - There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey
because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't... - In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should
automatically disqualify you
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures
They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless... - I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a
bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves
Deep Thoughts by Jack... - When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the
drinks are free
Ask, and ask often. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life
I can't think of a single one, unless you count that... - When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is
if they ever press charges
Deep Thoughts, by Jack...
