If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start
to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of
"bag."
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of
"bag."
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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