If the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
-- Roseanne Barr Arnold
-- Roseanne Barr Arnold
Related:
- The Roseanne Barr Diet:
One meadow per day... - One thing men can do better than women: read a map.
Men read maps better. 'Cause only a male mind could... - A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta... - When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough;
I 've done my duty,
and I 've done no more. -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754)... - Roseanne Arnold --
Shannon Doherty before Ultra Slimfast... - My only books
Were woman's looks,--
And folly 's all they 've taught me.
Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in... - I 've often wish'd that I had clear,
For life, six hundred pounds a year;
A handsome house to lodge a friend; A river at my garden's... - I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west,
Through many a weary way;
But never, never can forget The love of life's young... - You can't be a figment of my imagination-
I'd have done a better job...
