If some guy is 6-foot-5 with gigantic muscles and
incredibly handsome, why does he need to put on a
batsuit? Why doesn't he just put on a ski mask
and kick the crap out of people?
-- Tim Burton, director of BATMAN
incredibly handsome, why does he need to put on a
batsuit? Why doesn't he just put on a ski mask
and kick the crap out of people?
-- Tim Burton, director of BATMAN
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no more jokes...
