If Satan ever loses his hair, there will be hell toupee.
Related:
- His toupee makes him look twenty years sillier.
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Bill... - Satan: "Welcome to hell -
Here's your DoubleSpaced 386SX and... - Incens'd with indignation Satan stood
Unterrify'd, and like a comet burn'd
That fires the length of Ophiuchus huge
In th' arctic sky,
and from his horrid hair Shakes pestilence and war... - They say in an awkward or embarrassing situation don't freeze up.
Pay a compliment. You will lessen the tension. I remembered... - A fool and his money are soon parted, but nobody can part a two-dollar
toupee.
Fred... - Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of
bottom-dwelling fury,
don't you know. No one knows how old he is... - Bother! said Pooh,
as Satan laid his soul to waste... - Satan the envious said with a sigh:
Christians know more about their hell than I.
Alfred... - I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
-- Bart introduces himself to Satan,
"Bart Gets Hit by a...
