If not for beer and sex, there would be no point in growing up at all.
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moved.
"Why limit yourself?" I told them. -- Emo... - When I was growing up, my mom wanted me to become a priest,
which I think is a tough occupation. Can you imagine... - Growing old is mandatory, however,
growing up is optional... - Growing up is after all only the understanding that one's unique incredible
experience is what everyone shares.
Doris... - I can't see the point in the theatre. All that sex and violence.
I get enough of that at home. Apart from the sex, of... - The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Casey... - When all else fails,
give up and grab a beer... - I'm growing older, but not up.
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Jimmy... - As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would
interfere with flight.
[In fact, this was the big breakthrough for the Wright...
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William... - The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.
Jerry... - The White House:
The new home of the Whopper!!...
