If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat.
Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection? I thought you
said `inspection'." They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could
get out of it.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection? I thought you
said `inspection'." They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could
get out of it.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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