If it's too loud, you're too old. --

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• If it's too fast, you're too old --
  seen on a bumper...
• Life's too short to dance with ugly women. --
  Bumper...
• QOTD: If it's too loud,
  you're too old...
• If it's too loud, you're too old." --
  The Heavy Metal...
• Honk if you love peace and quiet. --
  Bumper...
• Volume in drive A is
  too loud...
• It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
  Bumper...
• You may be redneck...
  if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball...
• Eschew obfuscation. --
  Bumper...