If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse-as when a man shoots himself.
Related:
- I was eatin' some chop suey,
With a lady in St. Louie,
When there sudden comes a knockin' at the door. And... - If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid,
a boxing glove on a spring shoots out. -- Deep Thoughts... - Girl should not marry basketball player.
He dribbles before he shoots... - When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal
woman.
Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for... - Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he
hardly ever meets.
I do not mean his maker, but himself. -- Dean... - A man serves best,
when he serves himself... - No man was ever so much deceived by another as by
himself. --... - When is the best time for a man to marry?) A young man not yet,
an older man not at all. -- Francis Bacon (1561...
From the same category:
- WGPB: Write Garbage in Process
control... - My Uncle Pat, he reads the death column every morning in the paper.
And he can't understand how people always die in alphabetical... - Cato instigated the magistrates to punish all offenders,
saying that they that did not prevent crimes when they... - You may be redneck...
if you get your oil changed by your barber... - A beer won't switch the TV channel.
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