If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave.
-- Monty Python
-- Monty Python
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I mean the programme.
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[from Monty Python's Flying Circus] 1.
A ridiculous procedure required to accomplish a... - silly walk: [from Monty Python's Flying Circus] vi.
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"Well,
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Mark...
