If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please
my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
-- H. L. Mencken
my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
-- H. L. Mencken
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ohdarn...
