I'd started making up this revenge list, like people I'd like to get sooner
or later. And the hang-up about doing this is that you're worried about
them dying and you won't get the chance. So I started to get different ways
to be offensive at the funerals:
Shake the widow's hand with an electric buzzer. Stand around the cemetery
saying, "At least he'll no longer be tormented over being impotent." Tell
the clergyman that the deceased was a vampire and ask if you can drive a
stake through his heart ... On the way home from the cemetery, tell the
widow that you're not sure, but you think that you saw the body move.
-- Ed Bluestone
or later. And the hang-up about doing this is that you're worried about
them dying and you won't get the chance. So I started to get different ways
to be offensive at the funerals:
Shake the widow's hand with an electric buzzer. Stand around the cemetery
saying, "At least he'll no longer be tormented over being impotent." Tell
the clergyman that the deceased was a vampire and ask if you can drive a
stake through his heart ... On the way home from the cemetery, tell the
widow that you're not sure, but you think that you saw the body move.
-- Ed Bluestone
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Richard, in being so fierce toward my vampire, you were doing
what you wanted to do,
even though you thought it was going to hurt somebody... - saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told... - You tell 'em Cemetery,
You are so grave... - security through obscurity
(alt. `security by obscurity')
A term applied by hackers to most OS vendors' favorite way of
coping with security holes -
namely, ignoring them, documenting neither any known... - Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody
called the "Cricket Boy",
because I would have liked to stand up in class and... - Joey: All right. [gets up]
Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running... - Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now.
Pete: I_m fine!
I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and... - Homer: Wow, my boss.
Hank: Don't call me that word.
I don't like things that elevate me about the...
