I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
-- the future Mrs. Stilt Man
-- the future Mrs. Stilt Man
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And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same. But... - I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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