I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know
this is an answering machine? Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's
an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist. One way to find
out is to leave a message, and if it's reality, I will call you
back.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
this is an answering machine? Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's
an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist. One way to find
out is to leave a message, and if it's reality, I will call you
back.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
Related:
- Hello. (Pause.) Hello? (Pause.) Hello! (Pause.) No,
it doesn't look as if I'm in right now. Maybe you... - I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message,
name and number, I'll call you back when I am... ... - This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do
to.
I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness ... - This answering machine message is for all you psychics out
there.
(Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all... - Yo. I ain't here at the moment. Leave a message at that silly
beep and I'll get back.
(Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until... - I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out... - Dreamily:) "Dewdrop, in your pure fresh waters, let me wash
these dirty hands of life." (Roughly:) Now,
*that's* what I call a message! If yours is at least...
From the same category:
- My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one "swollen" shoe,
for when you get bit by a rattlesnake. -- Deep Thoughts... - How many
lawyers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, he'll have the paralegal do it. But, you'll get... - TO CLARIFY - To fill in the background with so many
details that the foreground goes underground.
THE ALL-PURPOSE BUSINESSMAN'S... - Eraserhead is an example of the opposite of brainwashing.
It actually leaves a dirty bathtub ring on your mind... - Muff divers local 69,
We dive at 5...
