I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like
and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard
and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard
Related:
- 3) "Instead of getting married again,
I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give... - Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part... - And when with envy Time, transported,
Shall think to rob us of our joys,
You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll... - Her stature tall,--I hate a dumpy woman.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824)
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Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza... - I 'll woo her as the lion wooes his brides.
-- John Home (1724-1808)
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Douglas, Act i, Sc.... - Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796)
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Whistle, and I 'll come to... - The shower is the greatest invention. I don't like to take a bath.
I don't like to wash my face in the water I've been... - I 'll warrant him heart-whole.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616),
As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.... - Fired that the house rejects him, "'Sdeath! I 'll print it,
And shame the fools." -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744)...
From the same category:
- Hearsay:
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word... - Hello, friend! You say things aren't going too well?
You say you have a date with your favorite girl when... - Spock: "Yet you are pumping him full of your noxious potions,
as if he were a human." -- "Let That Be Your Last... - printf("to C or not to C..
that is the question.\n")... - Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience
wisely. --...
