I don't mind being in touch with reality,

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  Don Quixote, Part i, Book i, Chap....
• Let every man mind his own business. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -
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• Which I have earned with the sweat of my brows. --
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• Can we ever have too much of a good thing? -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -
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• If reality wants to get in touch,
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• QOTD: "I only touch base with reality on an as-needed
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