I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside
my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see
the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store
-- "Gimme another ten guppies, I got a lotta calls yesterday."
-- Steven Wright
my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see
the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store
-- "Gimme another ten guppies, I got a lotta calls yesterday."
-- Steven Wright
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