I don't like dogs. Keep getting mustard on my catching glove...
Related:
- After meat comes mustard; or, like money to a starving man at sea,
when there are no victuals to be bought with it. ... - Lisa: Dad, you forgot to pick up Milhouse.
Homer: [exagerated] I <did>?
I must be getting forgetful in my old age. Open... - Otto: Can I at least get my stuff?
Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old
`Psycho' magazines.
Otto: Wow! I have mustard? -- Otto gets evicted... - That shoe fits him like a
glove. --... - I can look sharp as well as another, and let me alone to keep the
cobwebs out of my eyes.
Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part... - I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways.
I make them wear little hats so I can use the car... - Sorry officer,
I was holding my dogs' leash at the time... - Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
-- Homer pleads for his dignity after getting stuck on a
fountain floor,
"My Sister, My... - Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats.
Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. -- Lenny...
