I don't know much about hell, but you probably have to
fly though Atlanta to get there.
-- my mother
fly though Atlanta to get there.
-- my mother
Related:
- Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Do you know what I learned from you? I learned what is possible,
and now I must hold out for what I thought we had.... - Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Can I go with you to get the treasure?
I won't eat much and I don't know the difference... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better
this world is than hell.
Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to ... - There are places I'll remember
All my life though some have changed.
Some forever not for better Some have gone and some... - Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu... - Wiggum: Enough of your borax, poindexter! We need action -
[fires his gun six times through the wall] ... - Bart: You know, I have this feeling that we forgot something.
Abe: [still on the plane] Aaaaah! Homer: Ehh, I'm sure...
From the same category:
- I'm so horney even the crack of Dawn
isn't safe... - Pity Bill Clinton.
He receives care packages from Bosnia... - It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself
working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with... - I am Descartes of Borg:
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and what we knew...
