I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message

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  you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand...
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  (Replace "vegetarian" with prejudice of your choice...
• My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number
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• Jack Webb voice:) This is the city. Lambertville
  New Jersey. I work here. I carry a tune. I was changing...
• I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment
  Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out...
• Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name
  number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you...
• Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number
  I'll be right with you. -- Answering machine madness...