I don't believe in god because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

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• When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President.
  Now I'm beginning to believe it. ...
• When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President.
  Now I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence...
• When I was a boy I was told that anyone could become President.
  Now I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence...
• When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President;
  I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence...
• An idea is not responsible for the people who believe it.
  - Don...
• God said it,
  I believe it and that's all there is to it...
• I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it,
  and I just hate it. -- Clarence...
• I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it,
  and I just hate it." -- Clarence...
• I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it,
  and I just hate it." -- Clarence...