I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called, "They'll
Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."
-- Steven Wright
Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."
-- Steven Wright
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