I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out
of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish
pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish
pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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Deep Thoughts by Jack...
