I call my girlfriend BASEBALL...She won't play without a diamond.
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- My girlfriend is Schizo. She's good people,
but..... - My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man.
I told her to rub her eyes. -- Emo... - Bart: There. If I can just get through this many days without seeing
her she should be completely out of my system.
OK: day one. [circles it] Marge: Time for church... - My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it,
but she got poison ivy on the brain. When it itched... - I missed my girlfriend...
Then I reloaded..... - My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep,
I go over there and write misspelled words on them... - My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep,
I go over there and write misspelled words on them... - CAN'T whistle at my girlfriend,
she leaves me breathless... - My girlfriend got a computer and modem --
now she's Shareware...
