I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- I woke up and started folding my bed back into a couch and
almost broke both my arms,
because it's not one of those beds! -- Steven... - I broke my arm trying to hold open a revolving door
for a girl... - I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Steven... - I had my coathangers spayed.
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Steven... - I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck,
but my lawyer thinks he can get me five." -- Steven... - In bed the other night my girlfriend asked "if you could know exactly when and
where you would die,
would you want to?" I said "no". She said, "ok, then... - I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one.
It wasn't doing what I was doing. I tried to DRAW... - My views on evolution? I think Darwin was adopted.
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Steven Wright... - I bought some land that was kind of cheap. It was on someone else's property.
Steven...
