I bought a portable cable tv.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
Steven... - I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.
Steven... - I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some... - I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I'm gonna find a tractor that
small.
Steven... - I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
Steven... - I bought some land that was kind of cheap. It was on someone else's property.
Steven... - Yesterday I bought a decaffeinated coffee table.
And you can tell by looking at it.
Steven... - I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.
She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her...
From the same category:
- Scotty,
beam me up a double... - The mind is an iceberg -- it floats with only one-seventh of its bulk
over water.
Sigmund Freud (1856... - Only a wizard can use a magic
whistle... - Real computer scientists don't write code. They occasionally tinker
with `programming systems',
but those are so high level that they hardly count... - Is there any tea on this spaceship?" - Arthur.
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The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the...
