I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I'm gonna find a tractor that
small.
-- Steven Wright
small.
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors
small enough to fit it.
Steven... - I bought a portable cable tv.
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Steven... - I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.
Steven... - I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
Steven... - I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
Steven... - I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'm gonna use it.
Steven... - I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.
She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her... - It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Steven... - It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."
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Steven...
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- Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T
after you... - DEATH:
To stop sinning suddenly.
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Elbert... - I'm incredibly jealous,
but still glad for you... - Why are there so many actors in this
movie... - Data: "A characteristic response to the Kriskoff Gambit is to counter
with the El Mitra Exchange,
particularly since I have already taken both of your...
