I asked for an audience with the President but only got to meet Bill.
Related:
- President Clinton
and Bill... - I only started a BBS to save on the
phone... - What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian?
1. None of his jokes would be funny.
2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows... - Moe: Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty
won't get wise to us.
[sets Grampa up between two urinals, and... - I just got my phone bill.
Buy AT&T stock now... - President Clinton:
The face on the $3.00 bill... - I know two kinds of audience only--one coughing and one not coughing.
Arthur... - The "Defense of Marriage Act" before Congress was co-sponsored by
the divorced Bob Dole and the divorced House Speaker Newt Gingrich.
The bill, if it passes, has been promised to be signed... - Bill and Ted meet Wayne and Garth...
EXCELLENT! NOT...
