Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

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• Macho does not prove mucho --
  Zsa Zsa...
• A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
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• A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
  Zsa Zsa...
• I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man,
  I keep his house. -- Zsa Zsa...
• I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
  Zsa Zsa...
• You never really know a man until you've divorced him.
  Zsa Zsa...
• A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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• I'm a great housekeeper. I get devorced. I keep the house".
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