A little woman fell in love with a man 90 years old--until she made a date
with him. She goes out with him that night, and a friend says the next
morning, "How did you like him?" She says, "I had to slap his face three
times!" The friend says, "Why, did he get fresh?" She said, "No, I thought
he was dead."
-- Mickey Katz
with him. She goes out with him that night, and a friend says the next
morning, "How did you like him?" She says, "I had to slap his face three
times!" The friend says, "Why, did he get fresh?" She said, "No, I thought
he was dead."
-- Mickey Katz
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