Hug Your SysOp daily, Send Her Candy On Her Birthday.
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- You wouldn't only sell your grandmother,
you'd send her C.O.D.... - Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting
her age... - Her last birthday cake looked like a
prairie fire... - Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to
her birthday... - My ex-wife's a cat lover.
I sent her a kzin for her birthday... - Guilt as charged,
your on-her... - She was only the candy maker's daughter,
but all the boys had caramel knowledge of her... - A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never
her age.
Robert... - For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
[Imitation] Steven...
From the same category:
- We are gathered here to pay tribute to out lord and
money unto me... - In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as
to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the
speaker's stand,
you can be fined $25.00... - A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and
beg for it.
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - No part of this message may reproduce, store itself in a retrieval
system,
or transmit disease, in any form, without the permissiveness... - POLITICAL SCIENCE: There is a red telephone on the desk beside
you.
Start World War III. Report on its socio-political...
